Slags

Slag. Noun. A promiscuous woman, of cheap or questionable character. Mostly derogatory. Sometimes affectionate.

Takes one to know one…

Sisters Sarah and Juliette are going on a whisky-fuelled campervan road-trip across Scotland to celebrate Juliette’s birthday – and they’re going to dig up some demons from the past.

Sarah is 15.

Sexual conquests: 2.5 (one only went halfway in)

Great loves: 1 (her English teacher Mr Keaveney, who definitely feels the same way)

Hates: Her annoying younger sister Juliette

Likes: Her best friend Nessa, boy band 4Princes

Sarah is 41.

Sexual conquests: Rather not say, but that last one was compellingly awful

Great loves: Nope

Hates: Millennials like Juliette thinking they’ve got it bad

Likes: Fellow Gen X-ers

From the acclaimed author of Animals and Adults, Slags is a no-holds-barred, frank and heartfelt exploration of sisterhood, friendship and teenage obsession.